Mine is a tragic tale of marital woe....
Many years ago I bought a Brompton, my wife then cast her eye upon it, started short rides, then full commuting and lo and behold she had enticed it away from me ... so I bought a second
Then when I bought the Gekko trike, she repeated the same selfish acquisition, until I rescued my trike by buying her a Bionx equipped one of her own.
I fear for the safety of my next bike /trike