I burnt my undies this morning...
- Thread starter yenrod
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Fnaar
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Make sure all your friends know not to phone you while you are ironing! 
Chuffy
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So those are scorch marks, not skid marks then!
Daft bugger.
Daft bugger.
Chuffy
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You're still a daft bugger.
Mmmmmm, undercracker pizza.
Mmmmmm, undercracker pizza.
Cycling Naturalist
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Chuffy said:So those are scorch marks, not skid marks then!
Daft bugger.
You can tell by sniffing them for the burnt smell.
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- the post-brexit wasteland
is it the male equivalent of bra burning? is some sort of maleist point being made here?
walker
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WTF? you put your pants in the oven? ha ha, now that is the funniest thing I have heard so far this year
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yenrod said:Yeah..I was upstairs and noticed a scent similiar to a roast
was that the meat and two veg cooking?
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alecstilleyedye said:
May have been... two mushroom in them by all accounts...
Chuffy
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Freedom from the oppression of pants chumrades! Rise up and cast off your bollock chains!alecstilleyedye said:is it the male equivalent of bra burning? is some sort of maleist point being made here?
I'm going to burn mine when I get home.
walker said:WTF? you put your pants in the oven? ha ha, now that is the funniest thing I have heard so far this year
Actually not. Patrick no doubt is aware of a legal case of an old lady who had a cat who used to dry her wet and cold pussy (Ooh err Mrs Slocombe) in her gas/electric oven. When she bought a new microwave she did the same but killed or injured the cat. She sued the microwave company, I think, on the basis that they had not instructed her that she couldn't dry her pussy in it. I heard this many years ago; could be an urban legend but I thought it was a law lecturer who told me.
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yenrod said:...as none where dry upon leaving them in the oven to dry (whilst in the shower) as none had been put out to dry
Anyone else had any 'close shaves' in the morning
The way you say that, it sounds like you were expecting some one else to put them out to dry?
