I burnt my undies this morning...

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by yenrod, 24 Jan 2008.

  1. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    ...as none where dry upon leaving them in the oven to dry (whilst in the shower) as none had been put out to dry :becool:

    Anyone else had any 'close shaves' in the morning :biggrin:

  2. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Make sure all your friends know not to phone you while you are ironing! :becool::biggrin:
  3. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    So those are scorch marks, not skid marks then!
    Daft bugger. :becool::biggrin::biggrin:
  4. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    Were you wearing them when ironing by any chance?:biggrin:
  5. OP

    yenrod Guest

    >in the oven to dry !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    You're still a daft bugger. :biggrin:
    Mmmmmm, undercracker pizza. :biggrin:
  7. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    You can tell by sniffing them for the burnt smell. :biggrin:
  8. OP

    yenrod Guest

    Yeah..I was upstairs and noticed a scent similiar to a roast :biggrin:
  9. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator

    is it the male equivalent of bra burning? is some sort of maleist point being made here? :biggrin:
  10. walker

    walker New Member

    Bromley, Kent
    WTF? you put your pants in the oven? ha ha, now that is the funniest thing I have heard so far this year :biggrin:
  11. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator

    was that the meat and two veg cooking?
  12. May have been... two mushroom in them by all accounts... :biggrin:
  13. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Freedom from the oppression of pants chumrades! Rise up and cast off your bollock chains!
    I'm going to burn mine when I get home. :biggrin:
  14. ChrisKH

    ChrisKH Veteran

    Actually not. Patrick no doubt is aware of a legal case of an old lady who had a cat who used to dry her wet and cold pussy (Ooh err Mrs Slocombe) in her gas/electric oven. When she bought a new microwave she did the same but killed or injured the cat. She sued the microwave company, I think, on the basis that they had not instructed her that she couldn't dry her pussy in it. I heard this many years ago; could be an urban legend but I thought it was a law lecturer who told me.
  15. Speicher

    Speicher Vice Admiral Moderator

    The way you say that, it sounds like you were expecting some one else to put them out to dry?
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