I don't believe it - !

[simongt]

Cycling home, or rather to our local real ale hostelry, I was waiting patiently on the ASZ when a cyclist zoomed past me, the ASZ and the red light, eventually stopping about four metres in front of said lights simply for the convenience of being able to lean against a signpost so he didn't have to unclip and could be ready to belt off the second the lights changed. I didn't notice the make of bike, but I was rather taken aback by the 'explosion in a wig factory' hairstyle being kept in some sort of order by a John MacEnro style sweatband - ! To all this, you may say so what - ? BUT all this was witnessed by the two crew of a police car which was at the head of the traffic queue. At least a minute passed before the lights changed and they did absolutely NOTHING - !
Observations folks - !

 

[winjim]

Hardly mugging an old lady is it? What did you expect them to do?

 

[JMAG]

John MacEnro style sweatband

Hardly mugging an old lady is it? What did you expect them to do?

Outraging public decency at the very least, I'd say.

 

[Wafer]

Sounds like he didn't even wave or say hello, outrageous.

 

[winjim]

Outraging public decency at the very least, I'd say.

YOU CANNOT BE...

Oh bugger, I missed a trick there, didn't I?

 

[the_craig]

No helmet?

 

[Drago]

BUT all this was witnessed by the two crew of a police car which was at the head of the traffic queue. At least a minute passed before the lights changed and they did absolutely NOTHING - !

And if they did, someone else would be piping up on another website that the dibble should be out harassing burglars and not cyclists.

If they dealt with every rider that did this every bobby in the country would do nothing all day long except accost cyclists, and still wouldn't have the capacity to deal with them all.

 

[winjim]

Zero tolerance for street crime

There's a no entry I sometimes ride through on my way to work. They'll never take me alive!

 

[Drago]

There's a no entry I sometimes ride through on my way to work. They'll never take me alive!

Holy Mary Mother of Cameron. You evil, evil monster. Hitler, Mussolini and Ed Miliband had nothing on you.

 

[winjim]

Holy Mary Mother of Cameron. You evil, evil monster. Hitler, Mussolini and Ed Miliband had nothing on you.

Wait until I tell you what I get up to on the shared use cycle path.

 

[Cuchilo]

He probably didn't want to be near anyone stinking of booze

 

[Lisat]

Headband!!!!
Call the fashion police.

 

[Saluki]

I'm not sure that traffic police have any jurisdiction over McEnroe styled headgear on a bike, however tasteless.

Did this fashion victim actually go over the junction on red or just use go over it a bit further than strictly legal for the reasons of staying clipped in?

 

[Lonestar]

I'm not sure that traffic police have any jurisdiction over McEnroe styled headgear on a bike, however tasteless.

Did this fashion victim actually go over the junction on red or just use go over it a bit further than strictly legal for the reasons of staying clipped in?

I think you may have got it Sherlock.

 

[Ern1e]

I think you may have got it Sherlock.

Pity the head band wearing fashion victim did not !!