I don't want a job, nobody would employ me!

[yello]

( with no offence meant to anyone, particularly not Matthew. I hope your job search is successful.)

I have absolutely no desire to have a job and am lucky enough to be in a position to indulge myself in that luxury. I am, by all objective measure, unemployable because of that attitude.

I would however like to involve myself in something that I both believe in and would feel fulfilled by. I have comprised a list of things that might provide that; eating, sleeping, showering and shagging. Can anyone suggest a role suitable to me?

 

[MontyVeda]

i don't want a job either... however my life is that bit more bearable being able to afford things like overpriced concert tickets, the occasional flight or train ticket and the like... so having a job is a fair compromise.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

( with no offence meant to anyone, particularly not Matthew. I hope your job search is successful.)

I have absolutely no desire to have a job and am lucky enough to be in a position to indulge myself in that luxury. I am, by all objective measure, unemployable because of that attitude.

I would however like to involve myself in something that I both believe in and would feel fulfilled by. I have comprised a list of things that might provide that; eating, sleeping, showering and shagging. Can anyone suggest a role suitable to me?

Ever thought of becoming an MP?

 

[yello]

Hmmm.... I didn't say I was any good at those things

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

( with no offence meant to anyone, particularly not Matthew. I hope your job search is successful.)

I have absolutely no desire to have a job and am lucky enough to be in a position to indulge myself in that luxury. I am, by all objective measure, unemployable because of that attitude.

I would however like to involve myself in something that I both believe in and would feel fulfilled by. I have comprised a list of things that might provide that; eating, sleeping, showering and shagging. Can anyone suggest a role suitable to me?

Do you want an assistant? Very reasonable rates....

 

[Fnaar]

You could become a university academic. Then you'd get the eating and sleeping, but not the other two.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Ever thought of becoming an MP?

I'd half a mind to become an MP - it's all you need, apparently.

 

[EltonFrog]

There's no hope for you, you're over qualified.

 

[fossyant]

You've missed out cycling. Sod off !

 

[ianrauk]

Hmmm.... I didn't say I was any good at those things

Definitely an MP then.

 

[yello]

You could become a university academic.

I did consider that once-upon-a-time but realised I lacked the intellectual rigger, dedication and discipline. Unless times have changed and 'bollocks' is now considered a reasoned argument then that avenue is closed to me.

Looks like MP it is then. Vote for yello... or don't. I don't mind. Up to you.

 

[tyred]

[QUOTE 2297599, member: 259"]How about being a cycling tsar?[/quote]



And he rode fixed

 

[Biker Joe]

I have a job.
I have a job getting the missus to agree to everything I say and do.

 

[MattHB]

I have a job.
I have a job getting the missus to agree to everything I say and do.

Hypnotist? Or Jesus?

 

[Biker Joe]

Hypnotist? Or Jesus?

I've tried hypnotist. She's very resistant.