I dreamed I was climbing a tree.

[Moon bunny]

As I pulled myself up on a branch it snapped, and I had a fall back onto the branch I had just stood on. At this point there was a gruff "What the ******* heck are you doing?" from Hover, I opened my eyes to see him bleeding from a cut across his forehead and one of the verticals from the headboard on the pillow. I must have been acting out my dream and pulled on the pillar thinking it was a branch.
Well, it was an old bed so now I have an excuse to get a new one.

 

[classic33]

Some odd dreams on here.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Wasn't there a bloke who dreamt he was strangling his wife, and woke up the next morning to find her dead?

 

[vernon]

Wasn't there a bloke who dreamt he was strangling his wife, and woke up the next morning to find her dead?

That's his story.....

 

[ComedyPilot]

That's his story.....

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/nov/17/husband-strangled-wife-during-nightmare

I knew I hadn't dreamt it....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

As a kid, I once dreamed that I hoovered up a teacher at school with a small Vacuum Cleaner. As she went up the hose, you clearly see her outline, big hair and all!!

Thing is, she wasn't even my teacher (although she was later on), she just happened to be there at the time!

 

[PaulSecteur]

Cheese + Bedtime = Nothing good.

 

[02GF74]

I once dreamt I was eating marshmallows.

When I woke up, my pillow had disappeared!!

 

[Hover Fly]

7 stitches in a wound I got while I slept. I tried hard not to believe the stereotypes about ginger titian people, but what I did to deserve that I'll never know.

Rickshaw Phil, theclaud and Mad Doug Biker like this.

Great. I get assaulted and injured and the perpetrator gets likes for it.

 

[AnythingButVanilla]

I dreamt the other night that I'd battered my ex husband in the face with a garden spade. Chance would be a fine thing

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I have had loads of weird and wonderful dreams over the years, some of which I can remember. Along with the teacher hoovering one mentioned above, there were others when I was a kid such as the day a little grey cloud came along and tried to fly off with the car, but the car was too heavy for it, so it eventually had to declare defeat and flew off in a huff, or the one where I died (I got murdered in some sort of big TV shoot out) and was annoyed that I was dead but nobody had told me. Over the years, I have avoided ICBMs, been in a deep sea submersible with a Giant Squid, been to space on a day trip to the Moon, I once met a bunch of aliens who had just landed here, and took them to see the Pope so they could speak with God (their request), heck, even my (old) Dog spoke to me in one (oddly he was wearing a baseball cap at the time).

Cheese + Bedtime = Nothing good.

This had sod all to do with cheese

 

[Fnaar]

I once dreamt that I had grown an extra leg, and that my attractive neighbour Miss Kissington was eating it, and there was this strange liquid everywhere. I can't for the life of me imagine what that would have meant!

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

7 stitches in a wound I got while I slept. I tried hard not to believe the stereotypes about ginger titian people, but what I did to deserve that I'll never know.
Great. I get assaulted and injured and the perpetrator gets likes for it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I had a dream last night where I suddenly developed Narcolepsy.

I had just woken up to speak with my Mum and just after getting in my feet, I fell asleep, collapsing in a heap and frightening my Mum (who I could still vaguely hear). I so wanted to tell her that I was ok and to stop fussing but I couldn't through the Sleep Paralysis. I could feel myself awakening again anyway.
I then woke up..... This time for real..... So I avoided feeling all embarrassed in the dream!

Dreaming of sleeping whilst asleep. Great!

 

[ufkacbln]

I dreamt that I had been recalled to a Naval Hospital to xray a patient in the middle of the night and despite explaining that I had left the Navy many years before and hadn't taken an xray as such for fifteen years they were insistentthat I come in.

Then I woke up to see a fire engine across the road.

When we were at Haslar the duty staff sleeping area was next to Casualty, and you knew that if you saw a blue light in the windows there was a good chance you would be up. I can only presume that the Fire Engine's blue lights in our bedroom window had triggered that memory