I have had loads of weird and wonderful dreams over the years, some of which I can remember. Along with the teacher hoovering one mentioned above, there were others when I was a kid such as the day a little grey cloud came along and tried to fly off with the car, but the car was too heavy for it, so it eventually had to declare defeat and flew off in a huff, or the one where I died (I got murdered in some sort of big TV shoot out) and was annoyed that I was dead but nobody had told me. Over the years, I have avoided ICBMs, been in a deep sea submersible with a Giant Squid, been to space on a day trip to the Moon, I once met a bunch of aliens who had just landed here, and took them to see the Pope so they could speak with God (their request), heck, even my (old) Dog spoke to me in one (oddly he was wearing a baseball cap at the time).