I got attacked by a girl today

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pzycoman

New Member
Location
Huffing a kitten
She had a right proper screaming in my face, then gave my beard a good yank xx( :blush:












Poor thing, shes teething...managed to get her to smile eventually after a huggle :biggrin:
 

Noodley

Guest
Get rid of the beard. It's all about damage limitation :blush::biggrin:
 

domtyler

Über Member
When you are covered in two pints of vomit consisting of your wifes breast milk combined with baby bile come back and ask for sympathy, and you will still get told to sod off.


:blush:
 

domtyler

Über Member
pzycoman said:
Thats gunna be impossible for me, because im not married! :blush:


(And its not my baby, its my best friends)

That could be worse.

Or better, depending on what your mates wife looks like!! :biggrin:
 

ChrisW

Senior Member
Just a tug of the beard eh?

When mine was 2 she used to bounce up and down on my face....wearing a recently filled nappy...

At about 4 she would rum straight into my privates...

At 6 she would hit me on the head with a spoon and laugh...

Now she's 12 she just mugs me for money for phoines, make up...etc etc

Oh, pzycoman, what happy days you have to look froward too ;)
 
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pzycoman

New Member
Location
Huffing a kitten
alecstilleyedye said:
then you need to learn when to give jr back!

She was cooking dinner for us...seemed like a good deal at the time, look after the sproglet, in exchange for dinner...


I still got beat up by a girl yesterday...
 
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