I got attacked by a girl today

[pzycoman]

She had a right proper screaming in my face, then gave my beard a good yank












Poor thing, shes teething...managed to get her to smile eventually after a huggle

 

[Noodley]

Get rid of the beard. It's all about damage limitation

 

[Chuffy]

Babies. <shudder>

 

[domtyler]

When you are covered in two pints of vomit consisting of your wifes breast milk combined with baby bile come back and ask for sympathy, and you will still get told to sod off.

 

[pzycoman]

When you are covered in two pints of vomit consisting of your wifes breast milk

Thats gunna be impossible for me, because im not married!


(And its not my baby, its my best friends)

 

[domtyler]

Thats gunna be impossible for me, because im not married!


(And its not my baby, its my best friends)

That could be worse.

Or better, depending on what your mates wife looks like!!

 

[alecstilleyedye]

Thats gunna be impossible for me, because im not married!


(And its not my baby, its my best friends)

then you need to learn when to give jr back!

 

[ChrisW]

Just a tug of the beard eh?

When mine was 2 she used to bounce up and down on my face....wearing a recently filled nappy...

At about 4 she would rum straight into my privates...

At 6 she would hit me on the head with a spoon and laugh...

Now she's 12 she just mugs me for money for phoines, make up...etc etc

Oh, pzycoman, what happy days you have to look froward too

 

[pzycoman]

then you need to learn when to give jr back!

She was cooking dinner for us...seemed like a good deal at the time, look after the sproglet, in exchange for dinner...


I still got beat up by a girl yesterday...