I got attacked by a girl today

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by pzycoman, 1 Nov 2007.

  1. pzycoman

    pzycoman New Member

    Huffing a kitten
    She had a right proper screaming in my face, then gave my beard a good yank xx( :blush:

    Poor thing, shes teething...managed to get her to smile eventually after a huggle :biggrin:
  2. Noodley

    Noodley Guest

    Get rid of the beard. It's all about damage limitation :blush::biggrin:
  3. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Babies. <shudder>:blush:
  4. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    When you are covered in two pints of vomit consisting of your wifes breast milk combined with baby bile come back and ask for sympathy, and you will still get told to sod off.

  5. OP

    pzycoman New Member

    Huffing a kitten
    Thats gunna be impossible for me, because im not married! :blush:

    (And its not my baby, its my best friends)
  6. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    That could be worse.

    Or better, depending on what your mates wife looks like!! :biggrin:
  7. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator

    then you need to learn when to give jr back!
  8. ChrisW

    ChrisW Senior Member

    Just a tug of the beard eh?

    When mine was 2 she used to bounce up and down on my face....wearing a recently filled nappy...

    At about 4 she would rum straight into my privates...

    At 6 she would hit me on the head with a spoon and laugh...

    Now she's 12 she just mugs me for money for phoines, make up...etc etc

    Oh, pzycoman, what happy days you have to look froward too ;)
  9. OP

    pzycoman New Member

    Huffing a kitten
    She was cooking dinner for us...seemed like a good deal at the time, look after the sproglet, in exchange for dinner...

    I still got beat up by a girl yesterday...
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