I got within 2 metres of a dear yesterday

[Arch]

Asylum seekers grind them up and use them as an aphrodisiac.

<could I sell this to the Daily Mail?>

What, the aphrodisiac?

 

[laurence]

Synchronicity or what?
On Questions, Questions, 3 p.m. today on Radio 4:
Traditionally, stags shed their antlers in Spring, to allow new horns to grow, but what happens to them once they’ve dropped? I often run through Richmond Park and have never seen antlers lying around.

that's because they like to lob them into the trees to try and get more chestnuts. look up next time you're running through the park.

L

 

[rich p]

I got within 2 metres of a cheap yesterday - you know, one of those fluffy, woolly, tasty critters. It was gambolling.

 

[Arch]

I got within 2 metres of a cheap yesterday - you know, one of those fluffy, woolly, tasty critters. It was gambolling.

Poker or roulette?

 

[Crackle]

What's a 'gambolling cheap' - is it when 'yu noh bet tooh mush monee!'

 

[rich p]

Poker or roulette?

How dare you!!!! I did NOT pok 'er - I leave that sort of behaviour to Welsh lawyers with wellies and the like

 

[Arch]

Stag knitting

Hey, rich. This deer seems to be trying to emulate the L'il Kim wig...

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

What, the aphrodisiac?

No, I need that for personal use.

 

[rich p]

Hey, rich. This deer seems to be trying to emulate the L'il Kim wig...

It is elephants that have long memories isn't it, Arch?

 

[laurence]

Stag knitting

purple is soooooooo last year

L

 

[Cathryn]

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I'd be very interested to know if that worked (using a very long piece of yarn).

I'm wishing I'd tried it now!! I tried calling 'Here moggy' but got nowhere.