I Had Quinoa Porridge For Breakfast...

[threebikesmcginty]

There's a poll and everything.

Not my picture, one I stole off the internet.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I forgot to add a '3BM is a great bloke and I would happily buy him a pint' vote option. You can like this post if you want to vote for this.

*gets fivers ready to hand out*

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Don't just vote for everything either, that's silly and I will hunt you down.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

[QUOTE 2201577, member: 259"][/quote]

Bloody knew it was you!

 

[rich p]

Doesn't it taste like grit?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Doesn't it taste like grit?

You have to cook it you numpty.

 

[rich p]

So was it another cock-up on the catering front then?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

[QUOTE 2201593, member: 259"]You're getting a nice curve on your graph., Mickle always says that's the important thing.[/quote]

Thanks Mort, it's looking good - thought the 'twat' option would go down well.

 

[Crackle]

Doesn't it taste like grit?

No r and it begins with an sh

Quinoa is actually quite nice with some onion and peas and stuff in but porridge.....Why, how did you get to such a position in life?

 

[Aperitif]

Quinoa is actually an old breakfast ingredient from the Wild West.
Think back to your childhood (ongoing in my case) and The Lone Ranger, with his horse 'Silver' - traipsing across the praries in search of baddies. Ranger Reid's sidekick was alongside...the ever-faithful Tonto (who went on to help form that other delectable group the tonton macoutes -but that's another story).
Anyway, after a hard night's sleep, the Lone Ranger would get up, wash his mask and ask Tonto what was for breakfast.
"Yes, Quinoasabe" came the reply - at least, that's how I heard it when I was a kid.
Ed, why are you desperate to be a middle class twat? Once upon a time, I regarded you as unique on this forum. Next thing you know, you'll be doing night rides everywhere.

 

[rich p]

I think the 'middle-class' bit is superfluous Apé

 

[Aperitif]

If you like 'Tonto's breakfast', threegrainsmcginty, try a pot o' Watomi next - gives you a lift in the mornings and makes you take off shouting "Hi ho..." etc

 

[Fnaar]

I like Oat Crunchies.

 

[Speicher]

@Aperitif Have you got Noel in your beard?

 

[Speicher]

My breakfast cereal is specially imported from Bear Mountain in Canada, and is called Paw Ridge.