I Had Quinoa Porridge For Breakfast...

[Aperitif]

I like Oat Crunchies.

Captain Oats are nice too - although you 'may be some time' eating them.
Fnaar always gets his oats - like the Canadian Mountee always gets his man.

 

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@Aperitif Have you got Noel in your beard?

See? Si senora. But it's not a beard...only stubble.

 

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I Had Quinoa Porridge For Breakfast...

Come on then, you pompous twat - what's for tea? Oh don't tell me, polenta with hand-stuffed and pimentos inlaid with caper veneer, on the virgin olive oil's bed.
Or are you gonna eat it at the table?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Come on then, you pompous twat - what's for tea?

Pot Noodle.

 

[Aperitif]

Pot Noodley.

That's probably epicurean. (Is that a word?)

 

[Crackle]

Pot Noodle.

Add a y and it could be an instruction. Add a reward and it could be done.

 

[rich p]

Pot Noodle.

Have you tried the Cambodian variety? Pol Pot noodle?

 

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Or the squid ink one? Pot Black Noodle?

 

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[rich p]

...or the scented version, Pot Pourri Noodle

 

[threebikesmcginty]

It was the 'priceless you lot calling me a twat' variety - Pot Kettle Black Noodle.

 

[theclaud]

Does being a middle-class twat disqualify one from choosing the "middle-class twat" option? Just askin', like...

 

[theclaud]

Will there be any irony involved?

I don't think so. I'll see if I can find a middle-class twat to ask.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Will there be any irony involved?

There won't be here, cleaner did it all this morning.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

[QUOTE 2202423, member: 259"]Right, after scanning the shelves of the local hippy shop on the way home (which is admittedly a bit bare on keenwah) here's the serious part - do you buy it as quinoa porridge flakes or do you have to cook the normal stuff down to a mush?

And have you tried spelt porridge? I have and it was like trying to swallow cold stewed sick with bits in.[/quote]

They're quinoa flakes, organic and from a workers' co-op if that makes a difference, man.

Cheers for the tip on spelt, next time I fancy chewing on bitty sick I'll get some in.