I have a cunning plan

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vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
Just lie and say that you won it in a raffle.
 
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malcermie

malcermie

Senior Member
Location
Dover, Kemt
I know she's going to say 'Where is it going to be kept'? I could say I'll move a hundred pairs of her shoes out of the way.....but that may not be wise!!
 

avsd

Guru
Location
Belfast
I know she's going to say 'Where is it going to be kept'? I could say I'll move a hundred pairs of her shoes out of the way.....but that may not be wise!!

No that would not be wise. A bit like :banghead:. Shoe are to ladies what gadgets/tools are to men:laugh:
 
Order and when it comes - enjoy it. If she complains then order her one too.
 

Onthedrops

Veteran
Location
Yorksha
Get it ordered mate. When it arrives, let her know that this red thing of beautifulness will greatly help to maintain and improve your fitness and health, thus ensuring a longer, more enjoyable life.

NB. If she really does go ape, forget the health benefits from cycling. Only the hospital will be able to save you!!! :banghead::surrender:
 
Order it. Put it in the lounge. When she gets annoyed at it, feign surprise saying its always been there, you've had it for years. Feign upset and storm off if she questions this, saying you can't believe how little attention she pays to your interests and feelings. :smile:
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
You should always buy the same colour bike, most women can't tell one from another :whistle:

That's a popular myth. I thought that I'd got away with a Flying Gate colour matched to my Dave Yates Randonneur (bright orange) but it was spotted.

I didn't even try with my Woodrup Chimera. It's so beautiful, it has permission to live in the house.

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