I have a permanent marker pen and a hi vis vest

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Bigtallfatbloke, 8 Oct 2007.

  1. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    ...what should I write on the vest to the car drivers behind me ?:biggrin:
  2. longers

    longers Veteran

    "Not so wide load anymore, and getting less unlike you!"

    "Don't Kill Me!"

    "Keep your eyes on the road - not my arse"
  3. OP

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    I was thinking exactly this
  4. Aint Skeered

    Aint Skeered New Member

    Off Duty, White Van Man
  5. yorkshiregoth

    yorkshiregoth Master of all he surveys

  6. Jaded

    Jaded New Member

    "Yes, your bum looks big in that"
  7. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    Salford, UK
    You can get equestrian vests that say "Please pass slow and wide"

    A friend of mine said he'd need a full stop. "Please pass. Slow and Wide."
  8. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    "I am about to sneeze"
  9. Cab

    Cab New Member

    You've got one of those POLITE ones, haven't you Arch? (or did I imagine that?). How well does that work out?
  10. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    Salford, UK

    I have.

    I'm not sure. A large number of vehicles do still pass closely, but I don't know whether it's because:

    a) They have time to see that it's not actually Police (quite possible in queueing traffic).
    :biggrin: They don't notice the word at all (or me, even!)
    c) They don't care whether it's Police or not. Which is kind of the most worrying, because that would mean they don't think they are doing anything wrong.

    On the other hand, when cars do give me plenty of room, would they have done it anyway?

    So it's hard to tell. I think, on balance, there are times it helps, but it's not been as clear cut as I thought it might be.
  11. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    d) They are illiterate and late to lectures. :biggrin:
  12. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    I passed a lovely young girl on a horse the other day and she had 'fine, frisky filly' written on her back. Corrrrrr!!!!!!!!
  13. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    I urge you not put it in these terms in you statement to the police. It will only make the situation worse. :biggrin:
  14. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    How about "How's my cycling? Phone 0800-CYCLECHAT"
    Or, "If you can read this, you're too close"
    Or, "Honk if you like lycra"
  15. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator

    arch has a marmite top, patrick needs a pa hopeful top :biggrin:
    (with apologies to frank skinner)
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