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purplepolly

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The Velvet Curtain said:


No


;)
 

purplepolly

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Location
my house
Lisa21 said:
And I am sure no one saw......I would have heard sniggering if anyone had:evil:

You wouldn't have heard the guys monitoring the satellites and those birdwatchers have pretty powerful binoculars nowadays.
 

oscarplu

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SUNNY SUFFOLK
You poor thing you!!!! Just keep it cool and dry!!, it will soon ease!!!;)
Very brave of you to share your little mishap with everyone though:bravo:
 
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Lisa21

Lisa21

Mooching.............
Location
North Wales
purplepolly said:
You wouldn't have heard the guys monitoring the satellites and those birdwatchers have pretty powerful binoculars nowadays.

I certainly wont be looking at Google Maps for a while then;);)
 
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Lisa21

Lisa21

Mooching.............
Location
North Wales
Crackle said:
You feckin complete and utter muppet.

:biggrin: I'll just go with the one smiley as there aren't any which convey enough mirth for this one.

Mental sight of squatting Lycra Lisa toppling noislessly backwards into the nettles whilst in stealth pee mode.

Numpty!


;)

Crackle, your heartfelt sympathies and support are helping such a lot. Thank you, dear friend:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

Oscarplu-I thought you would all appreciate a Sunday afternoon chuckle:tongue: At my expense:wacko:
 
Ouch! I can't say - I really can't say - I have any idea what it feels like (I don't suppose Mrs 661 can enlighten me either) - but you have my sympathy and hope the rash/swelling goes down in time.

But... at least you're lucky you didn't land on one of these. Pack quite a punch, so I've read: very rare in Britain but I have seen plants on the Continent (and been careful not to touch!).

And I've heard an even hairier tale in a similar vein, but this involved a 'gentleman' ... and an electric fence... ;):eek::biggrin:
 
Lisa21 said:
not theoretical too eh??:biggrin::wacko::tongue::biggrin:;)
I categorically state that it was not me :biggrin:. The bloke involved - knowing his 'reputation' - may well have been the worse for wear at the time. Whether this detail mitigated his 'distress' I cannot tell ;).
 
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