I have just realised...

[wafflycat]

I panicked and tried to swat it off me, but only succeeded in knocking it down the front of my bibshorts! I experienced a sense of full-on terror and started leaping up and down, pummeling my nether regions and screaming "Die, bastard, DIE!"

*snork*

 

[purplepolly]

and started leaping up and down, pummeling my nether regions and screaming "Die, bastard, DIE!"

 

[colly]

After reading the original post by Lisa I now understand the phrase 'sting in the tail'.

 

[Archie_tect]

While skiing some years ago, the girls decided to go into the forest for relief... which wasn't easy wearing all in one ski suits... took ages with lots of hysterical giggling [after lunch] and wriggling to get the suit in the correct position. sadly one girl forgot to anchor herself and slowly but relentlessly started to slide out of the forest on her skis, marking her own trail across the piste before colliding with an American. They still keep in touch!

 

[BigonaBianchi]

dunno why this reminds me of bluebells (nobody ask cos Im not saying nuffink)

 

[yenrod]

While skiing some years ago, the girls decided to go into the forest for relief... which wasn't easy wearing all in one ski suits... took ages with lots of hysterical giggling [after lunch] and wriggling to get the suit in the correct position. sadly one girl forgot to anchor herself and slowly but relentlessly started to slide out of the forest on her skis, marking her own trail across the piste before colliding with an American. They still keep in touch!

 

[Lisa21]

leaping up and down, pummeling my nether regions and screaming "Die, bastard, DIE!"

 

[yenrod]

Lisa, I accidentley widdled on my pedal today whilst astride the cycle, which upon the 'aim' went amiss - does this equate your situation the other day ???

 

[Aperitif]

Lisa, I accidentley widdled on my pedal today whilst astride the cycle, which upon the 'aim' went amiss - does this equate your situation the other day ???

Mate. You just went Shi 'mano a mano'

 

[yenrod]

Mate. You just went Shi 'mano a mano'

I'm just glad I missed my foot ! Ap.

 

[yenrod]

Its bad enough watching out for any people, too !!!

 

[Aperitif]

I can't get any people on my pedals - my foot is too big!

 

[Lisa21]

jeez

 

[yenrod]

I can't get any people on my pedals - my foot is too big!

I'm only an 8 !

 

[Jim_Noir]

*snigger*

No ones picked up on the shaven haven yet