I Inherited Millions!

[Zoiders]

The nice chap in the email said so

"On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr. Juriaan Kugger. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letters were returned undelivered.

I wish to notify you that the late Engr. Juriaan Kugger made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$30,100.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL.

This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good.

Engr. Juriaan Kugger until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, Endeavours to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.

You are advice to contact me with my personal email: link removed
Await your prompt response.

Yours in Service,

Barrister Andreaw Farser Esq.
Principal Partners: Barrister Aidan Walsh Esq. Mr. Markus
Wolfgang, Barrister John Marvey Esq. Barrister Jerry Smith Esq"

 

[Beebo]

toss you for it!

 

[G-Zero]

All I can say is - You lucky, lucky, lucky bugger.

Bet you didn't know how quickly to get your bank details to them to get all that lovely dosh

 

[tyred]

Zoiders, we must be related as Engr. Juriaan Kugger made me a beneficiary of his will as well.

But I want it all

 

[Theseus]

Go to 419eater, get a new identity and play with him.

...

Although it could be true.

 

[Archie_tect]

Good old Great Uncle Juriaan... I always liked him.

 

[albion]

Seems I have a dozen.

Send me $95 and I'd do you one too. (use the the word you is discretionary)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

31million? pah!, that's nothing compared to what some Nigerian General is offering me, so get it up yez!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

toss you for it!

Better be a good one for £31m!

 

[Globalti]

The thing about Nigerians is that they are all educated in the same Irish catholic tradition so they all have very characteristic handwriting and can't avoid using this typical language and style when they write. For those who haven't succeeded in buying a visa and disappearing into Britain (and two million have, according to a very unofficial estimate I heard from the British High Commission in Lagos) they are linguistically out of touch with more current English and the best they can manage is copying or cutting and pasting from a friend's 419 letter, which is why they all end up sounding the same.

 

[asterix]

The thing about Nigerians is that they are all educated in the same Irish catholic tradition so they all have very characteristic handwriting and can't avoid using this typical language and style when they write. For those who haven't succeeded in buying a visa and disappearing into Britain (and two million have, according to a very unofficial estimate I heard from the British High Commission in Lagos) they are linguistically out of touch with more current English and the best they can manage is copying or cutting and pasting from a friend's 419 letter, which is why they all end up sounding the same.

Aye, Nigerians. They're all the same! Did you know that there are another 158,423,180 of them all queueing up to get in, claim our benefits and swamp the NHS? (Never mind what they want to do to our women)

 

[jay clock]

Andreaw MUST be a real name mustn't it? If I had another son I'd call him that.

I have thought of offering them a correctly written scam letter for cash payment....

 

[Globalti]

I love the Esq. titles! Where did they get that from?

 

[GlasgowGaryH]

Lend us a fiver

 

[kettle]

I can offer sound advice on this matter.
Just forward £200
I will then tell you where you should deposit the communication.
Might save you loads of cash.