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XmisterIS

Purveyor of fine nonsense
I just pulled the oldest prank in the book on my mate it ran more smoothly than a swiss clock with a real live cuckoo in it.

We were in the supermarket, so I swiftly grabbed a pair of bright red frilly women's knickers (as you do) and popped them into his trolley when he wasn't looking.

I got out first and was waiting for him, when I got a text ...

To me: Bastard!


To him: Are you a transvestite?


To me: Bastard! There were people behind me in the queue, I had nowhere to get rid of them, I could have died of shame. They were looking at them too.


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TheDoctor

Noble and true, with a heart of steel
Moderator
Location
The TerrorVortex
You are a bad bad person.

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Strick

Active Member
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I would never admit to putting condoms in the trolleys of elderly people.
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Neither would I, especially random strangers..... :whistle:
Shampoo in baldies trolleys and so on is also good fun.
 

deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
Armonmy Way
That reminds me of my Swiss cousin who made his way to join us near the front of the queue growling in a thick Germanic accent ''Let me through, I'm a German...'' It seems the Swiss also have a sometimes uncomfortable relationship with the Germans. Priceless to see the Brits move over and then register a WTF moment, though!
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
One I have done a few times when spotting friends in shops, clap a hand on their shoulder and say in a loud voice: "Take that (item) out of your pocket and follow me to the office!"
 
We used to swap entire trolleys on pension day...mayhem at the tills...often end up doing bag packs for football youth rugby clubs or other charities..the look of horror on some peoples faces when they've managed to brave it and put condoms l lingerie into shopping only to find the till manned by a 14yr old and someone they know..
 

Lisa21

Mooching.............
Location
North Wales
One Xmas Eve I was desperately looking for a CD as an important present which had been sold out everywhere. Popped into the supermarket for some last minute bits and checked there as well but they too had sold out of it.

On my wander round the aisles however I noticed just by chance THE CD!!!!! In someone's trolley.

I kept them in sight and when they wandered off to get something and left their trolley I grabbed it!!!!!

Happy bunny !!!!!!!!!!!

If anyone was watching on the CCTV they must have been in stitches!!!
 

E11a

New Member
I'm now actually looking forward to my next trip to the supermarket. Thank you so much! :evil:
 

Angelfishsolo

A Velocipedian
I just pulled the oldest prank in the book on my mate it ran more smoothly than a swiss clock with a real live cuckoo in it.

We were in the supermarket, so I swiftly grabbed a pair of bright red frilly women's knickers (as you do) and popped them into his trolley when he wasn't looking.

I got out first and was waiting for him, when I got a text ...

To me: Bastard!


To him: Are you a transvestite?


To me: Bastard! There were people behind me in the queue, I had nowhere to get rid of them, I could have died of shame. They were looking at them too.


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LMAO :smile:
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
One Xmas Eve I was desperately looking for a CD as an important present which had been sold out everywhere. Popped into the supermarket for some last minute bits and checked there as well but they too had sold out of it.

On my wander round the aisles however I noticed just by chance THE CD!!!!! In someone's trolley.

I kept them in sight and when they wandered off to get something and left their trolley I grabbed it!!!!!

Happy bunny !!!!!!!!!!!

If anyone was watching on the CCTV they must have been in stitches!!!

That was YOU!!

The CD was for a friend who was dying of Cancer and it was one of his last wishes to have that CD (he had appauling taste, I agree), you BI*CH!!


I'll get me coat.
 

BearPear

Veteran
Location
God's Own County
I have a friend with a large handbag and if we are out, usually 4 or 5 of us, we slip all kinds of random stuff in there. She's had takeaway menus, empty glasses, plastic cutlery, lots of packs of ketchup & mayonnaise. Sometimes she doesn't notice til the next day!
 
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