i just don't get it...

[snapper_37]

Well, I had a new back wheel, with roses and all sorts around it.

What a darling.

 

[Smokin Joe]

Well, I had a new back wheel, with roses and all sorts around it.

What a darling.

That'll cheer buggi up no end...

 

[purpleR]

I'm opening a great big bottle of red, if anyone else single would like to join me.

I'll join ya

Looking forward to an evening of bubble bath and some rubbish on the telly, and maybe I'll get around to listening to that Attenborough podacast too...

 

[longers]

I've been out all day and came home to a handwritten envelope on the mat.

On checking it with the lights on, it was in my handwriting and is an audax routesheet.
Best present I'll have all day

 

[Calum]

This evening I shall be self-gratifying and crying watching a movie and having an early night.

 

[ColinJ]

This evening I shall be self-gratifying and crying watching a movie and having an early night.

You had an early night last night you lazy bugger! When I was a student (first time round), I used to get by on about 4 hours sleep after a night at the pub and then hours playing backgammon in some student bedsit afterwards. Mind you, that's why I ended up having to be a student the second time round...

 

[snorri]

Commiserations to all of the single ladies who have not received any ''communications'' today.

 

[buggi]

o damn it. today i was gonna go watch the rugby in Wales and because of circumstances beyond my control i couldn't go and my friend has just told me he was planning on doing a bit of matchmaking.

not my day is it. i bet he was well good looking too. damn it, really fancied a shag.

 

[Smokin Joe]

o damn it. today i was gonna go watch the rugby in Wales and because of circumstances beyond my control i couldn't go and my friend has just told me he was planning on doing a bit of matchmaking.

not my day is it. i bet he was well good looking too. damn it, really fancied a shag.

Blimey buggi, I was going to go to that game after a friend told me he was setting me up with a fit brummie bird who was into cycling...

 

[buggi]

Blimey buggi, I was going to go to that game after a friend told me he was setting me up with a fit brummie bird who was into cycling...

don't worry Joe, i'm soooo horny i probably would have broke your back, so you're prob better off having a tommy tank instead.

 

[Smokin Joe]

don't worry Joe, i'm soooo horny i probably would have broke your back, so you're prob better off having a tommy tank instead.

I could have worn a corset...

You can always go electric tonight, better than nothing.

 

[buggi]

my batteries have ran out. note to self: get one that plugs in

 

[Smokin Joe]

my batteries have ran out. note to self: get one that plugs in

Just sit on the washing machine during a fast spin and think of me, that should get you hitting the heights

 

[Arch]

not my day is it. i bet he was well good looking too. damn it, really fancied a shag.

Look on the bright side, you might have got there and found he was only a guillimot, and that would never be quite the same...

 

[longers]

He could even have been a Puffin.