I make poopy

[Fnaar]

I presume that your sig. line is no. 4?

 

[Fnaar]

Downloading a pdf

 

[pzycoman]

"Arse Download" or simply "Having a $h1t"

 

[Disgruntled Goat]

This thread means nothing without PICTURES!!

 

[Kirstie]

seeing some friends off to the coast
mr brown is at the window
maurice the mole is on his way out
etc etc etc

this must have been the third 'euphemisms for having a poo' thread we've had in about a year...!

 

[col]

Have a break,have a kwik krap

 

[Disgruntled Goat]

Something about "Brown Trouts" but I forget...

 

[Kirstie]

Something about "Brown Trouts" but I forget...

A Mersey trout?

 

[pzycoman]

this must have been the third 'euphemisms for having a poo' thread we've had in about a year...!

I just wanted to tell everyone that i had a poo, thats all

 

[Jaded]

"Speak up, Mr Brown, you're through."

 

[Pete]

I remember the term 'Brown Admiral', but this refers to the product (especially when met while swimming in the sea off Brighton beach), not the act of producing it.

And it was 'the business' when I was a small kid...

 

[Kirstie]

I just wanted to tell everyone that i had a poo, thats all

Well I share your joy.
Today I had my first on time poo for about two weeks (technically known as poo-sync). The worst thing about jet lag and international travel is that your poos go all out of sync. This has dreadful knock on effects. You either (a) have to get up in the middle of the night for your poo, if you are travelling west or ( have to leave a mid-morning meeting at work for your poo, and because of the time you are away from the meeting, everyone knows you are having a poo, if you are travelling east.

 

[walker]

- I'm off to lose some weight

- Release a chocolate hostage

 

[Landslide]

My second best poo ever was at the motorway services on the way home from a really wet and muddy Glastonbury festival. I couldn't face the latrines while I was there, so I had 4 days worth to clear out...

 

[mickle]

My second best poo ever was at the motorway services on the way home from a really wet and muddy Glastonbury festival. I couldn't face the latrines while I was there, so I had 4 days worth to clear out...

Landslide being the operative word!