I may be in the gutter but I'm looking at the stars

[Cycling Naturalist]

I've now got two stars. This is great. McDonalds have only given me one and I've been there for twenty years.

 

[laertes]

They only give stars for working not for consuming the products! :?:

 

[Mr Phoebus]

I heard if you can stick the job at McD for the whole day, you get all five stars.

 

[chris42]

how u get stars!!!!!!
i want some! :?:

 

[Shaun]

The stars may be changing - so far, they're just an experiment to see if they work - they do.

Now to find something a bit less harsh - they're just too dark for my liking. :?:

 

[chris42]

i got stars!!!!!!

 

[Keith Oates]

There are many people in Green uniforms that walk around with at least four stars on their shoulders out here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mosschops2]

Never noticed the stars before!!

Not looking up skirts from your gutter position there I should hope, Mr Stevens!

 

[chris42]

yes now bike in stars would be way cooool!

(maybe I should think about growing up???)

naaaa :?:

 

[mosschops2]

And apparently I've got no stars. sob. :?: :?:

 

[Mr Phoebus]

I want four stars like Vivian. :?:

 

[alecstilleyedye]

I heard if you can stick the job at McD for the whole day, you get all five stars.

i did two shifts and got no stars. perhaps i shouldn't have told them to "fuck off" when asked to mop the floor i had just mopped again (and no it hadn't been walked upon). ah well… :?:

 

[Mr Phoebus]

I heard if you can stick the job at McD for the whole day' date=' you get all five stars.[/quote']i did two shifts and got no stars. perhaps i shouldn't have told them to "f[/i']uck off" when asked to mop the floor i had just mopped again (and no it hadn't been walked upon). ah well… :?:

If you ask to see the manager, do you get to meet Ronald McDonald?

 

[mosschops2]

And lo and behold, the stars are bikes.

Never known moderation like it!!!

 

[Tetedelacourse]

This admin bloke is impressively quick.

Must be in the NHS like me.