I Need a New Job.

[Kestevan]

Right that’s it.


I really need another job.

I can put up with the stupid customers, the crappy software, low pay, and the idiots in charge, but they’ve gone and done it now.



THEY'VE PUT A F&&*ING XMAS TREE UP IN THE OFFICE.

IN NOVEMBER !!!!!



Pass me the AK47 and stand back.

 

[burndust]

that crap will soon be happening in my place too, not to mention the hundreds of cards that we get that end up in the bin in jan

 

[Oxo]

Right that’s it.


I really need another job.

Tell your boss you would like promotion to a higher level, and you would like to apply for the vacancy at the top of the company tree.

 

[biggs682]

Quite lucky all the office areas get decorated but we don't do ours apart from a couple of decorations each around our desk .

A house around the corner have all the decorations up and working already

 

[Crackle]

Every year we used to send out an email saying not to put tinsel around the monitors as it would cause screen burn or was a fire risk. Then we used to go around and remove any that was too close. We also had to remind people not to plug anything in that hadn't been PAT tested. Then we used to go around and make people take down any dodgy decos. It really was the best part of Xmas for me and just to cement our reputation, we didn't put any Xmas decos up unless forced to by the MD. Bah humbug.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

I haven't sent anyone a Christmas card for years and Mrs SJ only sends a few. People have gradually taken the hint and stopped sending them to me, my aim being to eventually receive none at all.

Useless bloody clutter.

 

[Oxo]

I haven't sent anyone a Christmas card for years and Mrs SJ only sends a few. People have gradually taken the hint and stopped sending them to me, my aim being to eventually receive none at all.

Useless bloody clutter.

You could just move and not leave a forwarding address. Job done.

 

[Electric_Andy]

I stunned the office the other day by saying I didn't want decorations to go up. One little tree in the window will be fine, I said. The rest of the decorations take ages to put up, cause arguments and end up falling down in a couple of days anyway. Plus you've got to take them all down on the last working day (24th?) which is somewhat of a premature anti-climax (something my wife is used to).

 

[I like Skol]

Go on Kes, listen to the voices. Do it, do it, do it, do it.......

 

[screenman]

Many of the rooms around my office are decorated and the tree is up.

 

[TheDoctor]

Since my workplace is currently our spare room , it'll not be decorated.
Except the ceiling could do with a coat of emulsion...

 

[Shortandcrisp]

Anyone who mentions Christmas, and/or decorates before December 1, should be shot imo.
Harsh I know, but it's the only possible solution to an epidemic of premature joviality.

 

[screenman]

Since my workplace is currently our spare room , it'll not be decorated.
Except the ceiling could do with a coat of emulsion...

Mine is not my spare room, it is my office and it is in my our house.

 

[tyred]

If I could work my will, any fool who goes around with Merry Christmas on his lips should be boiled with own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.

Mr. E. Scrooge, esq.

 

[TVC]

Anyone who mentions Christmas, and/or decorates before December 1, should be shot imo.
Harsh I know, but it's the only possible solution to an epidemic of premature joviality.

Merry Christmas.