I need your Sympathy

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by twentysix by twentyfive, 10 Jul 2019 at 20:06.

  1. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Over the Hill
    Today, as I rode home at the end of my ride, a waspy fecker flew into me and stung me on my neck. It flew into me. I didn't ride into it. No reason for it to sting.

    It hurt then and still hurts now.

    Sympathy required. Or the waspy fecker's insurance details.
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  2. graham bowers

    graham bowers Über Member

    NW Leicestershire
    It's hard to love a wasp........................
  3. Heltor Chasca

    Heltor Chasca Out-Riding the Black Dog

    I was about 180km into a 300km ride and was stung on the mouth. Carried a chipolata lip around with me for the whole ride. It was ok though. Just couldn’t whistle.
  4. welsh dragon

    welsh dragon a permanent vacancy now exists

    Deepest sympathies. However it could be argued that you should have been watching where you were going a bit more. The collision could have been avoided. ^_^

    Mr WD sprayed the hell out of a wasp nest the other night then burnt it the next day.

    This year there seems to be a lot more waspy things than usual.
  5. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Injury and neither exchanged details! You're nearly as bad.
  6. Drago

    Drago Flouncing Nobber

    This is terrible news. I demand that Trump tweets something indignant about this waspy assailant.
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  7. OP
    twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Over the Hill
    I'll ask the waspy fecker to say something true about Trump. That should get a few retaliatory tweets out of him. :laugh:
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  8. Drago

    Drago Flouncing Nobber

    I say we posse up and give this wasp a boot in his ear, and maybe some tar and feathers.
  9. OP
    twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Over the Hill
    Guilty waspy fecker's photo identification

    Reward offered for information leading to a conviction of this offender

  10. fossyant

    fossyant Ride It Like You Stole It!

    South Manchester
  11. flake99please

    flake99please Make mine a '99'

    Coming soon to channel 5.

    Wasps..... scourge on our streets?
  12. Andy_R

    Andy_R Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..

    County Durham
    Here's his police mug-shot

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  13. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    You claiming the reward?
  14. tony111

    tony111 Über Member

    Had to go to A&E when I got stung by a wasp. Nurse asked if I'd put anything on it.I said..."no, it'll be miles away by now".
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  15. craigwend

    craigwend Grimpeur des Holderness

    Nah it would still be the other way round;
    BikeRage wipes out innocent 6 legged insect ...
    "I was just innocently flying along when the lycra lout rode into me ..."
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