Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by twentysix by twentyfive, 10 Jul 2019.
I'm checking he is around. Always pops in around August
The new August it seems.
Bees are friends are they not?
Until they sting you. Then you find out who your friends really are.
Bees are like cyclists. If every one you encounter is angry and sweary/sting-y (delete as appropriate) then I don't think it's them that are the problem.
Not as if the wasp wasn't wearing hi-vis, after all ?
Is the bike ok?
I am sure that is the same one the stung Mrs D last year. Features are identical and that slimey, smarmey, smart arsed smile confirms it. He is obviously a repeat offender.
Lock him up and throw way the key
Slightly less funny. I've had a bit of a reaction but not at the sting site. Very large swelling just below the throat on the upper chest. Sting site was on the right side of my neck. So the poison was heading for my ticker.
Spoke to a pharmacist who reassured me
More sympathy please
My mates Dad got stung on the leg, right on the femoral artery. Kaboom! Heart attack about 2 minutes later. He survived and was fine, but was pretty narked about it.
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