'I punched a Goldfish' and other strange things you have done today.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Well, ok, to be fair, he did swim into my fist as I was changing the water in the tank (I had one of the rocks in my hand, hence the fist) but still, he was going at a fair pace!

So, what other strange things can you say you did.... Or sort of did, today, preferably with a bit of 'creative wording'?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

what other strange things can you say you did

Well - I read this post. Bet you can't beat that for strange

 

[Crackle]

You can't out-strange Mad Doug, this is an entirely pointless thread.

 

[Dec66]

I put the kettle in the fridge after making a cup of coffee.

For some reason my brain obviously got confused between that and the four pint jug of milk.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I read most of Doug's posts.....even stranger.

You can't out-strange Mad Doug, this is an entirely pointless thread.

What was I thinking? Attempting to out-strange both in one thread Perhaps that is really really strange

 

[captain nemo1701]

Well, ok, to be fair, he did swim into my fist as I was changing the water in the tank (I had one of the rocks in my hand, hence the fist) but still, he was going at a fair pace!

I shouldn't worry. Being a fish, he probably forgot about it two minutes later......

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

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Good point that man.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I didn't do anything except look, but today, I saw a woman walking down our street with a black Pony in tow.


Yep, I don't know either.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I put the kettle in the fridge after making a cup of coffee.

For some reason my brain obviously got confused between that and the four pint jug of milk.

That's the sort of thing!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I shot the breeze but it was just a glancing blow.

 

[TVC]

I assembled a thing, then put 200,000V DC across it to see if it would blow up. It didn't.

There is only one way to play with 200,000 Volts and that is very, very carefully.

 

[classic33]

I put the kettle in the fridge after making a cup of coffee.

For some reason my brain obviously got confused between that and the four pint jug of milk.

Did you try plugging the milk in though!!

 

[Accy cyclist]

Very strange for me. I got a bit of sarcastic abuse (while out riding) from some tit in a car passenger seat. I smiled at him and gave him the thumbs up..instead of telling him to feck off like i'd normally do.

 

[TVC]

Very strange for me. I got a bit of sarcastic abuse (while out riding) from some tit in a car passenger seat. I smiled at him and gave him the thumbs up..instead of telling him to feck off like i'd normally do.

On the subject of throwing people off who are trying to contol you. I had the call from the Microsoft Support Office telling me I had a problem with viruses etc etc. I have enjoyed all tactics, but this time I said to him 'You have a really sexy voice, I don't suppose you like guys and would fancy a hook up?' For some reason he hung up.

 

[Accy cyclist]

On the subject of throwing people off who are trying to contol you. I had the call from the Microsoft Support Office telling me I had a problem with viruses etc etc. I have enjoyed all tactics, but this time I said to him 'You have a really sexy voice, I don't suppose you like guys and would fancy a hook up?' For some reason he hung up.

I'd be too scared to do that. What if they said yes?!