'I punched a Goldfish' and other strange things you have done today.

[Mad Doug Biker]

And not from Apple either.

Apparently this is the 3rd time she has got one and has changed it the previous 2 times

 

[Nibor]

Apparently Harry Ramsden batters fish too

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'll have to get a decent picture of him later (and no, I don't mean a picture of a fish supper!).

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I injured my foot today as a result of eating pies.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I am using my laptop again (best not to ask) and one line of the keyboard is not working, so I am doing this with great difficulty with 'Character Map'.

All likes much appreciated 'cos it is such a pain!

 

[TVC]

Sat on a deckchair beneath the pyramid of the Louvre and watched the sunrise through the structure whilst listening to improvised piano trance.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

'Zit still black and white??

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Yebbut, 'zit still black and white??

 

[TVC]

Hippie

Yep. Then went on to have a coffee and croissant breakfast at a 24 hour cafe next to Notra Dame. Almost fancied sparking up a Gitanes.

 

[raleighnut]

Yep. Then went on to have a coffee and croissant breakfast at a 24 hour cafe next to Notra Dame. Almost fancied sparking up a Gitanes.

With Gitanes it's that aroma of 'merde' that makes you feel right at home.

View: https://youtu.be/eep1_tiPOVY

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'm zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[gbb]

Sometimes you wonder....what the hell happened.
A machine kept overfeeding labels. Sensor is the most likely culprit. Pass label through manually, it activates. Feed label automatically, it doesnt at first, then does.

So you adjust the sensor position...no change. Ditto many many many times over and over....no change. You begin to wonder if it is the sensor. I spent maybe 2 hours on it.

Left it, came back to work the next day...for want of something better I adjusted the sensor position again.......it worked first time

No logic..its like that sometimes.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

My blood was gushing so much that it was making the syringe vibrate at the hospital yesterday!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cindy inadvertently disturbed some sunbathers by trying to say 'Hello' to them, almost destroyed someone's barbeque (averted at the last moment), tried to start eating a felled tree and was then accosted by two young boys in their pants (they were swimming in the river/Loch).

Ah, the pleasures of walking a dog!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Don't blame the dog... you need to learn to control yourself.

Yebbut, trying to eat a tree and the rest, looks better when it is the dog, especially the bo....Barbeque!