I repent

[User]

 

[skudupnorth]

Please don't mention Tinker Bell......i have to watch all of the films due to my kids being mega fans !!!

 

[ianrauk]

you bring it on yourself...Man the F up Crock..

 

[potsy]

I can sympathise,got my 1st commuting puncture for over 6 months coming home today,in the rain(aren't they all)

 

[Gerry Attrick]

Be warned all ye who doubt the power of the PF........nya ha ha ha ha ha....etc.

 

[jimboalee]

[QUOTE 1234882"]
In the Waterside Bar at Whitstable, morning after the Fnrttc, I became rude about the P******* F****.

"Not had a p******* since July" I said.

"Ssshhhh" said 3BM, SD, O.

"Done a couple of long runs and not had a p*******" I continues, scoffing at the P******* F****.

That's right. Tonight she had her sweet revenge.

6pm at Stockwell. Back tyre flattened. 15 mins. Tube out, find hole, fix, tube back in, off.

A few minutes later. Passing Lambeth College at Clapham Common. Front tyre flattened. 15 mins. Tube out, find hole, fix, tube back in, off.

Never again will I blaspheme against Tinker Bell's smaller sister.





[/quote]

I like a Fairy tale ending.

 

[clarion]

Bad luck mate. If I'd been going through at my normal time, I would have been around to help. Or at least have a chat while you got on with it

 

[downfader]

So if you blaspheme the P***ture Fairy you get a flatty.

..if I blaspheme the busty sex fairy will they appear at the foot of me bed?

 

[Flying Dodo]

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Is that enough for you?

 

[TheDoctor]

Well, he lives in Luton!!

 

[ianrauk]

Well, he lives in Luton!!

Some one has to..

 

[slowmotion]

Flying Dodo is doomed. He is toast

On Sunday evening, in the dark, I had a visitation in Pimlico. The street lights were not too good, and although I went round the inside of the tyre many times with my fingertips, I just couldn't feel anything. I put in a spare tube and rode off...for 500 yards. Another visitation, but this time near some buildings with much better lights. This time I could see the sliver of glass in the tyre, patched up the tube and got home safely.

The second P%%%%%%% was entirely my fault...I couldn't be bothered to check the outside of the tyre very carefully using my bike lights. It wasn't all bad though. I had a few friendly conversations with concerned residents of the Churchill Estate as I struggled with getting the tyre back on the rim. A couple of seven-year-old boys, dressed up in Halloween masks, seemed fascinated by the aged geezer and offered all sorts of advice. Magic stuff.

 

[jimboalee]

[QUOTE 1234891"]


Man. You've a world of pain coming up.


[/quote]

He's OK. You have to be under the affluence of incohol the morning after a successful ride for the fairy to take you seriuosly.

 

[jimboalee]

[QUOTE 1234896"]
I actually scoffed at her three times. So I was expecting a third flat.

That's right. Front tyre went down at Kennington this morning at 8.45.

Couldn't find a nick, and my patch from last night seemed air-tight.

So stuck a new tube in.

That's my punishment complete.
[/quote]


That sounds 'over confident' in the ears of the PF.

 

[MacB]

Jeez, I'm going to start selling lucky heather, you lot are pathetic, puncture fairy my a**e, some drunken idiot smashes a bottle/glass, you cycle over the broken glass and it's the fault of a mythical piece of nonsense brought on by something you said.

Grow a pair!!!