True story linked to the cartoon posted by
@smokeysmoo. Forty two years ago I first came across, there's a double entendre if ever there was one, a stink horn in some woods by Ullswater and for a moment I thought that I'd discovered a poorly buried priapic corpse until I saw several more less than a yard away. I still have some Agfa Dia-direct monochrome slides of my discovery stashed away somewhere.