I smell....

[Eric Olthwaite]

Thioalcohols is what you’re smelling.

Alcohols? Does this mean I can save money on beer by licking myself?

 

[TheDoctor]

I'm pretty much downwind of @Fab Foodie
Until now, I'd assumed it was a combo of KFC, the Turkish, the Bombay and Nandos making the slightly mouthwatering smell.
Maybe it isn't...

 

[TheDoctor]

Alcohols? Does this mean I can save money on beer by licking myself?

Chance would be a fine thing. I've never been supple enough...

 

[HMS_Dave]

Onion smell? Maybe a bit of a swiss gruyere, nothing serious...

 

[slowmotion]

I read that not using soap etc did wonders for all the good bacteria etc that live on the skin. I have not put this to the test but it's great that Fabbers is putting himself forward as a guinea pig.

Mind you, I live a fair way from Deal so I'm safe.

 

[Rocky]

When they cremate me, people will think there's a new burger van near the Crem....

My cholesterol level is so high, when I die, I'm going to be hung out in the garden for the birds.


(thank you to the great Mel Smith for that one)

 

[Fab Foodie]

I read that not using soap etc did wonders for all the good bacteria etc that live on the skin. I have not put this to the test but it's great that Fabbers is putting himself forward as a guinea pig.

Mind you, I live a fair way from Deal so I'm safe.

yebbut, guinea pigs smell lovely!

 

[slowmotion]

yebbut, guinea pigs smell lovely!

So do hamsters. Babies smell pretty good too.....sort of peppery.

 

[TheDoctor]

My cholesterol level is so high, when I die, I'm going to be hung out in the garden for the birds.


(thank you to the great Mel Smith for that one)

Why wait, @Rocky? The birds are hungry now!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Fee figh foe thumb...

 

[Chris S]

Eating a lot of onions will result in you sweating some of the onion oils. As they contain a compound we can't process it taints your sweat.

The same applies with curry spices. My colleagues knew when I had been to my local curry house the night before.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

My colleagues knew when I had been to my local curry house the night before.

The explosion in the toilet would be the give away.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rene Descartes might alter his thinking

I smell..............
...........therefore I am.

 

[Dave 123]

I’m cultivating a nice batch of cottage cheese under my foreskin after only 9 months of not washing.
Anyone like to try a bit?

 

[Deleted User]

Get a real job!!