Alan Frame
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- Lost In Space
Following a non - existent ring at my doorbell and an invisible card left through my letterbox, I'm left wondering which of my neighbours has got my bed.
Thanks Yodel.
Thanks Yodel.
Print off a missing sign, placing it in a plastic sleeve(folder type), taped to a nearby lamp post. Reward in large type, so it'll stand out, at the bottom.No trace anywhere, even looked in the plant pots, in case they'd rendered it down into sawdust.
Yodel say they will send the driver back to collect it from the shed he left it in (I don't have a shed) and will bring it to me some time.
I have leafleted every house in the street so they can expect a delivery.
My new bed is brilliant! I don't remember ordering it though.
The Yodel guy's waiting for his other three colleagues as he read that it's a Four Poster bed.
Cover set?But are you prepared for the news to get out that you love your new Little Princess bed?
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Not Little Princess, he could have had this.
But are you prepared for the news to get out that you love your new Little Princess bed?
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My Disney Princess knowledge is both surprising and unsettling.Not Little Princess, he could have had this.
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I think that sleeping arrangement gets a mention in 'Down and Out in Paris and London' by George Orwell. The 'The Twopenny Hangover' I think it was called.I saw a program the other week about work and doss houses. According to the program,some "residents" in these places slept on a rope. A rope was tied across a room and people just lent over it and fell asleep. To wake them for their day of grind the warden just untied the rope and they all fell over,waking them up. How ingenious is that?!
Di2?