I want to buy a high end bike

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mustang1

Guru
Location
London, UK
Here's a b-twim for £500.
No, I said high end!

Here's a specialized at 2000.
No no I said high end.

Erm, sir, here we have a 10000 bike, has everything you need and then some.
Ah come on I said HiGH END. Don't you get it?

If sir would like to come this way, we have our top of the line model for a cool £100,000!
OMG you're not getting this are you... HIIIGH END.

Sir, you could pay £200,000 for this £100k bike, would that satisfy sir?
Yes yes now we're talkin'. Gimme gimme where do I sign?!!

Later that day, I got dressed up in my finest castelli, you know the one with the scorpion right? My podgy stomach was sticking out a bit but I managed to breath in all the way, 2 miles to the coffee shop where I was meeting my friend who was going to show me his new £100k bike. Little did he know that I have a £200k bike mwhahahaha.

The moral of this story is that I need to go on a diet and I'm not sure where this thread will end up but do fire away old chap/ettes.
 

Jimidh

Veteran
Location
Midlothian
Only plebs wear Castielli - you need to up your game - minimum Rapha required.
 

Dogtrousers

Kilometre nibbler
How about this for a high end bike. Or is it low end?
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mustang1

mustang1

Guru
Location
London, UK
Doesn't £200k take you into the bellend category?

This thread is bellend territory.
 
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