EltonFrog
Legendary Member
My sunglasses that is. You know the sort with the yellow lenses, posh ones that I paid too much for cos of the silly trendy name of them.
I was out on my ride yesterday, nearly home stopped at the local shop for a pint of milk, and an Eat Natural cereal bar. Took off my gloves, glasses stopped the timer on the stupid sat nav watch, switched off the lights, locked up the bike and went into the shop to make my purchases.
Outside I'm chomping away at my cereal bar reading the notices on the window, for second hand prams, x box games, babysitters and how to earn a billionty pounds a week part time. When the bar was finished, I put the pint of milk in the back pocket, inlocked the bike, turned on the lights, put on the gloves, click into first pedal, switch on the timer of the stupid sat nav watch, do the checks to set off. No glasses! Bugger! switch off the stupid sat nav watch, undo the zip on the back pocke root around for glasses. Can't find them. Take off the gloves, still can't find them. Get off the bike, check the jersey pockets, they are not there. Go into shop. "Did I leave my sunglasses in here?" says I. " No, we haven't seen them" says friendly Indian shopkeepers." Bugger!" says I.
There's a lady in the queue for the post office counter, looking at me as if I'm mad. "They're on your head, stuck on your helmet!" say she.
Friendly shopkeepers and lady in queue..oh how the laughed.
What a prat.
I was out on my ride yesterday, nearly home stopped at the local shop for a pint of milk, and an Eat Natural cereal bar. Took off my gloves, glasses stopped the timer on the stupid sat nav watch, switched off the lights, locked up the bike and went into the shop to make my purchases.
Outside I'm chomping away at my cereal bar reading the notices on the window, for second hand prams, x box games, babysitters and how to earn a billionty pounds a week part time. When the bar was finished, I put the pint of milk in the back pocket, inlocked the bike, turned on the lights, put on the gloves, click into first pedal, switch on the timer of the stupid sat nav watch, do the checks to set off. No glasses! Bugger! switch off the stupid sat nav watch, undo the zip on the back pocke root around for glasses. Can't find them. Take off the gloves, still can't find them. Get off the bike, check the jersey pockets, they are not there. Go into shop. "Did I leave my sunglasses in here?" says I. " No, we haven't seen them" says friendly Indian shopkeepers." Bugger!" says I.
There's a lady in the queue for the post office counter, looking at me as if I'm mad. "They're on your head, stuck on your helmet!" say she.
Friendly shopkeepers and lady in queue..oh how the laughed.
What a prat.
