I went out for a ride yesterday

[Greedo]

don't all faint at once

On the way back I was starving and knew when I got back Mrs Greedo would be out as I had a free pass for the day involving the pub and Champions league final. Anyway I stop off at this deli I think looks nice to grab something for my lunch.

Looked nice an all the usual offerings of panninis,wraps etc.

Im looking for 2 gammon salad rolls please I say standing sweating in my cyling gear.

'dont do gammon'

'Seriously' I say,

'yes' she replied dead pan face and a frosty tone.

Im thinkin what kind of place is this, surely gammon hasn't become uncool for delis now, that would be crap!! As I glance round the deli to realise.....oh yes its a Kosher deli.

Oops!!!!!!

Chicken was nice though!

 

[Shaun]

don't all faint at once

Nice one Greedo ... a cycling story ...

... and one that can be told in smilies too:


.... ... ... ... ...

Cheers,
Shaun

 

[hackbike 666]

You have cycling gear?

 

[rich p]

Do they sell jus in kosher delis

 

[Aperitif]

"Oy vey to go" greedo

 

[Crackle]

Can someone move this to beginners and riding.

 

[Aperitif]

Can someone move this to beginners and riding.

 

[Greedo]

Can someone move this to beginners and riding.

Why have you got a picture of Adrian Chilles eye as your avatar????

 

[Crackle]

Why have you got a picture of Adrian Chilles eye as your avatar????

It's my son's eye: he doesn't look like Adrian Chiles. No one looks like Adrian Chiles.

 

[ianrauk]

or indeed a bike...

You have cycling gear?

 

[potsy]

Ahh wondered whose bike it was I saw parked outside a deli the other day
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[Greedo]

Ahh wondered whose bike it was I saw parked outside a deli the other day
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Oh my sides are splitting with all the witty banter

 

[tyred]

When are you going to take the stabilisers off?