Ideas for message on the back of a bag/jersey

[Moodyman]

I've seen one say: '1 less car'

 

[Threevok]

Your patience won't make your willy smaller

Your impatience will make you a bigger Dick

 

[DRM]

One life.....
Let me live it!

 

[steveindenmark]

Whatever the message, will it be seen? If you adopt a "sporty" position, your back will be leaning forward, so won't be particularly readable by a car driver?

Then print it on your bum.

 

[Sharky]

Then print it on your bum.

That's exactly where Cycling Time Trials advise riders to pin their numbers as well.

 

[byegad]

I read of a young lady cyclist who got fed up with car occupants touching her bum as she rode. She started carrying a large revolver in a holster across her back. No more touching!

As she was in the USofA it was legal in her state. I suspect the UK rozzers would take a dim view.

 

[mjr]

I read of a young lady cyclist who got fed up with car occupants touching her bum as she rode. She started carrying a large revolver in a holster across her back. No more touching!

As she was in the USofA it was legal in her state. I suspect the UK rozzers would take a dim view.

Also, the nobbers probably wouldn't recognise such a holster because they're so rare here.

 

[ren531]

How about this

 

[Deleted member 26715]

I read of a young lady cyclist who got fed up with car occupants touching her bum as she rode. She started carrying a large revolver in a holster across her back. No more touching!
As she was in the USofA it was legal in her state. I suspect the UK rozzers would take a dim view.

This intrigues me in the sense of how they managed it (not that i want to indulge) , unless of course it was the passengers.

 

[byegad]

This intrigues me in the sense of how they managed it (not that i want to indulge) , unless of course it was the passengers.

passengers and pedestrians apparently thought it ok to touch her bum.

 

[Blue Hills]

I do remember following a cyclist down the Old Kent Road (male I think) who had "sweet and juicy" emblazoned/knitted/embroidered into lycra shorts.

Unless it was some sort of pre-bonk mindwarp.

 

[mjr]

I do remember following a cyclist down the Old Kent Road (male I think) who had "sweet and juicy" emblazoned/knitted/embroidered into lycra shorts.

Unless it was some sort of pre-bonk mindwarp.

And did it mindwarp you into bonking them?

 

[RegG]

Apart from the ones warning drivers to keep well clear.......

"IF YOU THINK THIS IS SLOW, WAIT 'TIL WE GET TO THE HILLS!"

 

[Blue Hills]

And did it mindwarp you into bonking them?

er no.

Only followed for two or three minutes.

Pretty sure they were male. As am I. And basically straight.

And although I have worked fast in odd circumstances am essentially shy and retiring.

I had the impression that it was a mass produced item - partly why I posted in case it meant anything to anyone - but have never seen another - Old Kent Road or anywhere else.

Perhaps someone on here would like to own up to owning such a thing,

 

[Ming the Merciless]