Ideas for message on the back of a bag/jersey

[Tom B]

I'm thinking of getting a bag or a jersey made with some pass safety wording on the back. (I've got a voucher for this type of thing )

Any improvement on...

I'm off to work,
just like you,
don't be a burke.....
give me room....
when you zoom...

I'd like a limerick but can't make one fit.

 

[roadrash]

Keep it nice and simple.....


DONT BE A NOB....

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

<--- 1.5 metres --->

 

[numbnuts]

As Forrest Gump said "sh1t Happens"

 

[ianrauk]

Get off your phone
You caaarnt

 

[booze and cake]

So long suckers!

....I can think of a word that rhymes with that if you want to devise a limerick

 

[Racing roadkill]

I’ve got a design which I’m going to have put on a cycling jersey.

I’ll have the un edited version behind a panel that covers it until it’s needed.

 

[classic33]

Don't come too close,
We hardly know each other.

A nod is as good as a wink
But indicators are better.

 

[Cycleops]

Can't go wrong with this one:

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Baby
On
Board

 

[Drago]

A large target?

 

[glasgowcyclist]

"Just fark off"

 

[Tom B]

<--- 1.5 metres --->

My arse isn't that big.

Some gooduns so far

 

[roadrash]

I'm off to work,
just like you,
don't be a burke.....
give me room....
when you zoom...

I'd like a limerick but can't make one fit.

i would not want drivers hanging behind getting close enough to read it

 

[iandg]

I don't pay road tax? Neither do you!