I agree with bentmikey and zimzum. I ride because I enjoy it more than driving. The environmental benefits are a side issue.
But tough! You guys are cyclists! No escaping it. You go to cycling-specific forums, and dicsuss abstruse cycling topics. You know how to fix a few things on your bike. Hell, you;ve probably got more than one bike!
You can bet that the bloke down the street who you see twice a year wobbling along with his missus on their bikes to "get some excercise" doesn't do these things.
Sorry, but we are "cyclists".