If extraterrestrials landed...

[Johnno260]

 

[ColinJ]

You were up at Stoodley Pike earlier this year, weren't you.

Ha ha - I was going to mention the former Tod policeman and his UFO abduction, but that is mentioned on the page that you linked to.

 

[Ripple]

I meet an alien every morning when I look at the mirror. That creature with tangled hair, swollen eyelids and wrinkles across the face from bed linen simply can't be a human.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Invite them in for some tea or beer. Probably be a bit thirsty after such a long trip.

 

[Chromatic]

I wouldn't mind if they took me back to whence they came.

 

[Mo1959]

I would love to meet an alien. Just think of all The questions I could ask.

…..but they might speak in Klingon and you wouldn't understand!

 

[classic33]

…..but they might speak in Klingon and you wouldn't understand!

They may speak Welsh.

 

[Mo1959]

They may speak Welsh.

Not much difference from Klingon!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

They may speak Welsh.

and have arrived in an interstellar campervan

 

[welsh dragon]

…..but they might speak in Klingon and you wouldn't understand!

You are such a party pooper you know.. you have to go and spoil things.

 

[MichaelW2]

I would direct then to the nearest UFO trail.

 

[craigwend]

Hope they don't land in N&CA

 

[steveindenmark]

ET home Phone. Would be my opening line. I would look forward to meeting one.

 

[Oldhippy]

Dimensional travel makes more sense than interstellar travel in terms of time. If they can 'fold' space with advanced technology otherwise their lifespan would need to long, very long.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Dimensional travel makes more sense than interstellar travel in terms of time. If they can 'fold' space with advanced technology otherwise their lifespan would need to long, very long.

That starts to drift into the mind bending concept of space time. I'd hope the aliens were intelligent enough to explain it all to me in terms even I could understand.

I'm guessing they're a long way off being that clever.