If extraterrestrials landed...

[Drago]

If they landed wanting victims for sex experimentation then im their man.

Sadly, I don't have a mullet or speak with a hick accent, so I'm of no interest to them.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

There is some proof they've been before. They left writings...

 

[classic33]

There is some proof they've been before. They left writings...

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They've not got the part they have, working yet. Manual must be missing something/some steps.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

…..but they might speak in Klingon and you wouldn't understand!

Or Russian?


Then again, if the females look like T'Pol, or Jadzia Dax..............

 

[Reynard]

…..but they might speak in Klingon and you wouldn't understand!

I did teach myself Klingonaase back in the day...

Now, I'd much rather say "Nie' se secht slem wa"

 

[Reynard]

Or Russian?


Then again, if the females look like T'Pol, or Jadzia Dax..............

Or from my perspective, Alyt Neroon...

 

[classic33]

Offer them a Mars Bar, or a bar of Galaxy chocolate.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

I did teach myself Klingonaase back in the day...

Now, I'd much rather say "Nie' se secht slem wa"

I have a Bat'leth..............

 

[Reynard]

I have a Bat'leth..............

I have a bag of tribbles...

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

I have a bag of tribbles...

By now, you have 5 bags of Tribbles..........

 

[classic33]

I have a bag of tribbles...

Keeping them in a bag is cruel. Release them, let them go.

 

[Reynard]

By now, you have 5 bags of Tribbles..........

No, just the one bag. I've not fed them.

Besides, I've no quattrotriticale anyways...

 

[classic33]

No, just the one bag. I've not fed them.

Besides, I've no quattrotriticale anyways...

You could grow your own!
https://trekmovie.com/2009/03/13/sc...space-junk-magic-polymer-electric-water-more/

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

I have a Bat'leth..............

Found the picture, taken 'on the day'
Wife & daughter bought me it, for my birthday last year
I'd looked at them, in the York Armoury' shop on StoneGate, but never considered buying one, as I'd have got into trouble for doing so!!
https://yorkarmoury.com/

It's hanging on the wall, in the TV room/basement lounge

 

[FrankCrank]

If aliens did come, it might be to plead with us not to send these three