If Top Gear did bicycles where would yours be on the cool wall?

[Colnago Master]

I've got a few, so I'll start with my Colnago. Cool, but it's not a Pista so not sub zero.
Feel free to disagree, but be nice.

 

[vernon]

Mine will be on a 4200 mile cycle route at the end of June - much more exciting that putting it on a wall.

 

[gavintc]

Old men who drive small willy cars would not think my bikes cool. However, I think my Cervelo is cool. Not sure what other cyclists would think, cycling is such a broad church.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Nuttin' more cooler than dis'

 

[Drago]

Dare I ask, but what is a cool wall?

 

[buggi]

It's a wall where one end is hot the other freezing, and your car gets placed on the wall depending on how cool it is. Doesn't necessarily mean the sportiest fastest car is at the cool end... If it's the kind of car that nobbers buy it might not be as cool as you think.

On a bike cool wall, I think the Pashley Guvnor would definitely be at the coolest end.

 

[ianrauk]

I didn't know what a cool wall was wither so thanks @buggi for the explanation.

 

[Moon bunny]

Dare I ask, but what is a cool wall?

A list of items in order of perceived desirability, an artefact of consumerism.

 

[Colnago Master]

Penny Farthing is cool, especially if accompanied by a handlebar moustache.

 

[oldfatfool]

All Spesh are uncool, Rose are cool

 

[pplpilot]

Aren't all bikes cool?

 

[Piemaster]

Theres an app for that. Really, there is

Aren't all bikes cool?

Yes. Unless I'm sitting on it.

 

[LocalLad]

Mine is a POS BSO but it's certainly more cool than not riding!

 

[pawl]

I've got a few, so I'll start with my Colnago. Cool, but it's not a Pista so not sub zero.
Feel free to disagree, but be nice.

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