Me too, but even now it is still incredibly difficult to make ends meet, plus my knees are still knackered.
If you could be a top athlete in any sport...
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Me too, but even now it is still incredibly difficult to make ends meet, plus my knees are still knackered.
Which one's you Fossy?Darts or ten pin bowling. I'm rubbish upto 3 pints, then quite good but after 4 pints it goes down hill fast.
Hardly anyone mentions cycling. Bloody haed work that. No ta.
AndyRM
XOXO
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Hips for me. Already got metal holding a knee together from a football injury.
derrick
The Glue that binds us together.
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- On the edge of London
As long as it did not include spelling.
Andy in Germany
Guru
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- Rottenburg am Neckar
Hardly anyone mentions cycling. Bloody haed work that. No ta.
Spoils the fun if you're paid to do it.
Drago
Legendary Member
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- Suburban Poshshire
World Championship Darts. Chuck the odd arrow, no tiresome or strenuous training, all the beer you can drink.
roadrash
cycle chatterer
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- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
pigeon racing
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Like to see the saddles for that
steveindenmark
Legendary Member
An England footballer. You dont even have to train. By the looks of things.
Beebo
Firm and Fruity
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Fnaar was a nurse who liked diving and got disqualified from the breaststroke for doing it wrong.
Oh er missus.
Finbar Saunders would have a field day with that sort of information.
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
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- Thumberland
Accy cyclist
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- The hills of Accrington
Has table tennis been mentioned yet? They say or used to say that being good at snooker or pool was a sign of a miss-spent youth,but at our during my school days it was table tennis that led you astray. We'd frequently skive crappy lessons like maths,science,drama and i suppose all the others to have table tennis knockouts. My mum and dad's house was a favourite venue as i was one of the few trusted with a front door key.
Our dining room table although oblong in shape was good because it opened up to about the size of a full sized TT table. I became so good that i fancied it as a 'career'. Sadly my aspirations came to an end one day when my dad came home early and caught about 8 of us having a table tennis knockout. He read me the riot act saying that if he caught me skiving again he'd 'shove that bat where the sun don't shine'!
. So that was it. No more ideas of becoming a pro table tennis player(If such a thing existed) After that episode me and a few others took up air rifle shooting up at the local reservoir. That was also done in school skiving time as well.
Our dining room table although oblong in shape was good because it opened up to about the size of a full sized TT table. I became so good that i fancied it as a 'career'. Sadly my aspirations came to an end one day when my dad came home early and caught about 8 of us having a table tennis knockout. He read me the riot act saying that if he caught me skiving again he'd 'shove that bat where the sun don't shine'!. So that was it. No more ideas of becoming a pro table tennis player(If such a thing existed) After that episode me and a few others took up air rifle shooting up at the local reservoir. That was also done in school skiving time as well.
Andy in Germany
Guru
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- Rottenburg am Neckar
At work we can always tell who was in prison: They win all the table tennis tournaments...
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
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- Over the Hill
Yard of Ale athlete
This guy is a lightweight
This guy is a lightweight
