If you had to describe yourself in a derogatory manner....

[User]

 

[PaulB]

God's gift to women but too big "downstairs" for comfort. It's a cross I have to bear.

 

[Auntie Helen]

Aloof

 

[ComedyPilot]

Opinionated clever f***er

 

[PaulB]

So, you really have a complete cock?

I've had nae compalints, like.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I thought it read a 'couple of splints'

Is that what you need to keep it up?

 

[Night Train]

Mad inventer, likes animals, dislikes people.

 

[4F]

vindictive

 

[Auntie Helen]

vindictive

Oooh, I'm not crossing you then! *runs away*

 

[Speicher]

Inscrutable

 

[Riding in Circles]

Arrogant, I would add the c word on the end but I don't like to swear.

 

[montage]

....what would it be?

I reckon I can be a "sarcastic bastard" at times, how do you lot see yourselves in a realistic but negative mirror?

twat

 

[Dayvo]

Stubborn determined

 

[Hover Fly]

Inverted snobbish, cynical luddite.

 

[Headgardener]

Hmm! Boring old f*rt just about sums it up.