If you had to describe yourself in a derogatory manner....

[Dave5N]

F*cking slow on a bike

 

[Speicher]

 

[montage]

This stand for
Gobby,Bad complexion and funny looking teeth??

 

[Flying_Monkey]

It's funny how people are quite generous to themselves even when asked to describe their worst sides.

At my worst, I can be, or have been some or all of: vain, pompous, arrogant, uncaring, insensitive, a liar, a cheat, a seducer, a hypocrite, and probably other things besides.

I may have been particularly bad during my life, but I don't think so. I reckon that people who say that their worst failing is being something rather mundane or slightly irritating are either lying to us, or perhaps more importantly, themselves... and yes, I know this is just a question on a cycling forum... but it interests me.

 

[Speicher]

This stand for
Gobby,Bad complexion and funny looking teeth??

If you had to describe yourself in a derogatory manner....

Montage, please find yourself a good optician.

That's another of my posts you have missed - about eight posts back, where I described myself as "inscrutable".

was a response to Dave5N about what he does on a bicycle.

 

[montage]

It's funny how people are quite generous to themselves even when asked to describe their worst sides.

At my worst, I can be, or have been some or all of: vain, pompous, arrogant, uncaring, insensitive, a liar, a cheat, a seducer, a hypocrite, a lefty and probably other things besides.

I may have been particularly bad during my life, but I don't think so. I reckon that people who say that their worst failing is being something rather mundane or slightly irritating are either lying to us, or perhaps more importantly, themselves... and yes, I know this is just a question on a cycling forum... but it interests me.

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I jest

 

[montage]

was a response to Dave5N about what he does on a bicycle.

I figured...

 

[ChrisKH]

Boring. Smug. Patronising. Self-obsessed.

No surprise there eh?

 

[Dayvo]

At my worst, I can be, or have been some or all of: vain, pompous, arrogant, uncaring, insensitive, a liar, a cheat, a seducer, a hypocrite,

At your worst!?

 

[Flying_Monkey]

At your worst!?

At my best, I am exactly the same, but I smell great...

 

[Riding in Circles]

At my best, I am exactly the same, but I smell great...

Maybe to another baboon.

 

[Dave5N]

This stand for
Gobby,Bad complexion and funny looking teeth??

Outside, Sir. I demand satisfaction of you. I'll not have a woman of her splendid vocabulary dishonoured in such demeaning terms.

Your choice of weapon. We'll meet at dawn.*



*we won't. I'm really shoot at getting up early.

 

[Dave5N]

It's funny how people are quite generous to themselves even when asked to describe their worst sides.

At my worst, I can be, or have been some or all of: vain, pompous, arrogant, uncaring, insensitive, a liar, a cheat, a seducer, a hypocrite, and probably other things besides.

I may have been particularly bad during my life, but I don't think so. I reckon that people who say that their worst failing is being something rather mundane or slightly irritating are either lying to us, or perhaps more importantly, themselves... and yes, I know this is just a question on a cycling forum... but it interests me.

Um, I mean, yeh yeh yeh, BUT I am f*cking slow on a bicycle. I don't consider that generous, I consider it agonisingly soul-baring.

 

[montage]

Outside, Sir. I demand satisfaction of you. I'll not have a woman of her splendid vocabulary dishonoured in such demeaning terms.

Your choice of weapon. We'll meet at dawn.*



*we won't. I'm really shoot at getting up early.

Ok....I choose safety scissors and glitter.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Cynical bastard. And I can be annoying and pompous if required.