If you were going to be executed....

[threebikesmcginty]

I'd like to be buggered into unconsciousness by an obese Turkish masseuse.

What, every night?

 

[Fnaar]

I'd like to be buggered into unconsciousness by an obese Turkish masseuse. Really fat and sweaty.

Shurely a 'masseuse' is feminine, and therefore unable to perform said act, unless strap-ons are involved?

 

[ramses]

smothered to death by Holly Willoughby's chest

I'll take that option please!

 

[swee'pea99]

I'll say! Phwaoooar!

 

[Yellow Fang]

I've always thought that if I were to be executed (firing squad being my method of choice) I would ask them to play Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison just before doing the business. I don't know why but I always find the song makes me smile and feel cheerful.

They could fire in time with the la-la's in the chorus. I think you'd need 13 gunmen.

 

[karan733]

I'd like to be buggered into unconsciousness by an obese Turkish masseuse. Really fat and sweaty.

Your avatar and this comment go together like a hand in a glove.

Errr...

 

[urbanfatboy]

Michael Portillo did a radio programme on this a while back. He seemed to reckon hypoxia was the most painless method. It's the way they put male chicks to death.

What? Like Ladyboys? Is that a capital offence?

 

[newbiebiker]

Lethal Injection it's more humane

 

[Muddyfox]

They just remove oxygen from your air. There's no build up of CO2 in your lungs so you don't feel like you're suffocating. You just start talking rubbish
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I think my missus must need more oxygen in her air

Simon

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

Strange; I had a dream last night about being condemned to death (can't remember what for) and was given a green form to fill in with similar options to this survey.