If your bike could talk to you, what would it say?

[User]

 

[Willow]

Where have you been?

 

[Peter]

Both of the above

 

[beanzontoast]

Stop hogging the duvet!

 

[Crackle]

Do I know you?

 

[Blue]

That's not my face!

 

[Radius]

"F***ing toe clips!"

 

[longers]

Where are my mudguards?

 

[Cathryn]

Can't you go a bit faster?

 

[ACS]

Sit still

 

[ComedyPilot]

One at a time please

 

[GentleBenn]

"I only ever see you when you want to get your leg over"

 

[ComedyPilot]

"I only ever see you when you want to get your leg over"

me...?

 

[GentleBenn]

Pardon ?

 

[jpembroke]

What the f*** have you been eating?