What shockers would they find if they raided your house?

[Cycleops]

I see Putin's goons have raided one of Prigozhin's gaffs in Russia and found weapons, severed heads, gold, wigs and an alligator. So no surprises there then.
What horrors would they find in your place?

 

[Electric_Andy]

Nothing much, apart from 13 bags for life which I seem to accumilate

 

[Chris S]

A copy of 'Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please' by Splodgenessabounds.

 

[fossyant]

Nothing much, apart from 13 bags for life which I seem to accumilate

Only 13...

 

[fossyant]

Too many Bikes, wheels. One can't possibly ride more than one bike !

 

[fossyant]

A Darius CD ! When the car got broken into, they left that CD for some reason.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Weapons, severed heads, gold, wigs but no alligator.

 

[Adam4868]

My son's bedroom...

 

[Drago]

The usual, Des O'connor CDs, Beretta shotgun, baondage gear.

 

[biggs682]

I dread to think

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A Christmas tree still up

 

[rogerzilla]

A CD copy of "Das Schulmädchen-Report" which is music from 1970s German soft porn films.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Nothing worth taking.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I would say lots of clothes pegs damaged by the crows, but they are now in the bin.

 

[Mo1959]

Dust...........I'm not very house proud!