What shockers would they find if they raided your house?

[HMS_Dave]

Nothing much. Just Lord Lucan playing Chess with Elvis and a 100 year old Alien refugee who said his Spacecraft was stolen by hillbillies in 1947 in New Mexico. 🤷‍♂️

 

[tyred]

My Thomas the Tank engine videos.

 

[Punkawallah]

You’d be done for bomb making materials from your kitchen cupboard, firearms offences for the spare seat post in the shed, and the missus would be done for knife crime with the rat tail comb in her bag.

 

[slowmotion]

They can't raid my house. The huge pile of junk mail jams the door.

 

[lazybloke]

The "Sound of Music" soundtrack and DVD

 

[presta]

 

[Accy cyclist]

I think you're still ok if your home is a bit scuzzy and you are concerned about it. It's when you don't give a toss that you have a problem! 🤔

 

[Chislenko]

A 14 X 10 oil on canvas of Princess Michael of Kent having a turd on a glass table.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Just the highly unfashionable clothes I wear when I'm in my apartment.

I imagine they'd be more startled at the various chemicals, tools, paint and 1:55 scale models though...

 

[HLaB]

Nothing in the house but under the patio

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

Motorcycles and parts… bicycles and parts… watches and parts… an angry budgie… a tolerant wife….

And under the patio… the old patio! It sank, a lot, over the 40 years it had been there so when the new patio was put in it was laid right over the top along with some fill to assure it was level.

 

[HMS_Dave]

Nothing in the house but under the patio

You've not buried your Brookside DVD's have you?

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

My wife had this 45 to 50 year old ice cream machine stashed in the basement.

And it works!

 

[HMS_Dave]

My wife had this 45 to 50 year old ice cream machine stashed in the basement.

And it works!

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I love that!

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

I love that!

We fired it up after dinner, it made horrid gruntching noises for about 30 minutes and made 4 nice bowls of perfect ice cream… it was so cool!