"I'm a distant relative of William The Conqueror"!

[NorthernDave]

William the Conqueror? That's about right for a lightweight like Dyer.

Apparently my lineage goes back to Marcus Antonius, or as you may know him, Mark Anthony of Rome

 

[pawl]

You sound very adamant about that.

Like that.Rapha have contacted me and would like to add this outfit to there collection.Given there priceing policy reckon about £300 an outfit

 

[screenman]

My old mother thought the we were related to A Dam.

 

[Beebo]

On the female side of human lineage, every human alive can trace themselves back to a single female from Africa, known as the “Mitochondrial Eve”

So everyone is related to everyone else, just don’t tell the racists.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_Eve

 

[Vantage]

I'm Captain Kirk's great great great grandfather. You'll have to wait for the proof though.

 

[Venod]

Like that.Rapha have contacted me and would like to add this outfit to there collection.Given there priceing policy reckon about £300 an outfit

Highway robery, it suits Rapha.

 

[pawl]

Highway robery, it suits Rapha.

Once again very good.Further contact from Rapha.they have developed a mini pump in the shape of a flintlock pistol and hip holster to complete the ensemble.

 

[classic33]

My dad always said we had a distant relative who was a highwaymen operating somewhere in east Nottinghamshire.We as a family could find no evidence of this

I wonder if this is why I have the urge to ride wearing a black mask one of those three cornered hats and black cape singing stand and deliver.

Swift Nick or Katherine Ferrers

 

[Grant Fondo]

My sisters mate was a cousin of Gary Numan.

 

[stalagmike]

Are two thirds of all men alive today descended from Genghis khan or something like that? Due to his rampaging ways across half the world.

One of my ancestors was in the light brigade, the ones that did the famous chargey thing. Shameful that I can't ride a horse.

 

[raleighnut]

One of my ancestors was in the light brigade, the ones that did the famous chargey thing..

You are the Duracell bunny AICMFP.

 

[Milkfloat]

Our lass has John Dalton in her ancestory

I went to school with John Dalton, I assume a different one.

 

[Drago]

According my family tree, I'm a direct male line descendent of Burt Reynolds.

 

[Fnaar]

I've shook Richard Branson's hand (limp like a lettuce)

 

[gbb]

I've shook Richard Branson's hand (limp like a lettuce)

Ughhhh, I hate a limp handshake.