I'm not a snob but I draw the line at....

[Dayvo]

Being on close speaking terms with the servants.

 

[slowmotion]

Being on close speaking terms with the servants.

Excellent!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Block paving

 

[bobg]

err...... no

 

[rich p]

Block paving

excellent choice, if I might say so

 

[threebikesmcginty]

...well any AB Inbev beer...

 

[User169]

Fair cop 3BM! Polished off a six-pack this week.

 

[Haitch]

I know, I know. It must be the rush of fatherhood making him think he's too good for a Leffe Trippel.

 

[Paulus]

Stone cladding on the outside of the house.
Eating at McDonald's,
Reading a tabloid newspaper,
Watching breakfast TV, particularly ITV
Watching Coronation Street.
PS, Drinking Fosters, or any other Euro fizz lager.

 

[slowmotion]

Herons

Concrete ones or real ones?

 

[Glow worm]

Getting involved with P&L

Yes I wish I'd never bothered now an'all!
The only things I get snobby about are:

- Wearing trainers/ tracksuit with no intention whatsoever of doing any excercise
- Heart/ Galaxy/ Smooth/ Star or any other samey soulless commercial radio stations
- Chunky watches and them hidious chains some blokes wear around their necks
- Folk who Order caffe latteppuchinomoccamericanos or other such ridiculous coffee concoctions at rail station cafes. just cos they've watched far too many episodes of Friends and the bloke behind them in the queue only wants a small tea before he misses his train to Ipswich, while they faff about for hours making the damn latteppuchinomoccamericano thing. Grrrrrr.
- The use of baseball bats to beat people up. Another example of the Americanisation of the UK. Why can't we use cricket bats and batter each other in a more civilised fashion?

 

[Maverick Goose]

Can't believe nobody's mentioned Meercats or the Go Compare guy yet, or Rihanna/Katy Perry etc yet for that matter ..also Chelsea tractors and threads on helmets

 

[Aperitif]

I think the Independent is an excellent tabloid, along with The Times.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

... shopping at my local Asda

Is that because of the Walmart thing in the U.S.?? I stopped shopping there for a while, but alas, it is the only place open 24 hours for miles around.

... drink keg bitter

What is so bad about that??

Causing harm to animals
Littering

Oh yes, I mean, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE??!!

Team Replica cycling gear

GET OVER IT!! I mean, WHO CARES?!?! (I can hear the sirens of the Fashion Police approaching).

Listening to jazz

I remember people saying before that it is:

'Always far too loud and out of key'

And I wonder what the hell are you actually listening to if that's what you think!

Black socks (except with black road shoes - in which case they must be ankle length)

WTF?? White sock are about as Neddish/chavish as it comes!! (as are white shoes, eurgh, look how dirty they are!!!).

 

[Fnaar]

Engaging in conversation with people who say 'Know what I mean?'

I know what you mean...