I'm not an Oompa Loompa

[The Brewer]

There my overshoes

I get "Lycra Man" everyday from supposed loved ones and since the cooler weather arrived the lycra has come more and more to the attention of the little one (11).

Today my first overshoes arrived (thankfully my tootsies were freezing) and little one went in to full on lets take the Micheal out of Dad routine.

So I've been Oompa Loompa most of the day...I'm 6'4 and thinking about switching certain peoples internet off

 

[cyberknight]

been drinking to much sunny d ?

 

[Banjo]

Crikey ,depriving your kids of internet access could get you reported to social servicesI just remind my urine extractors where their pocket money comes frome I then get treated with respect for at least 10 minutes.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Years ago I had a pair of silver coloured overshoes with a pile lining, they quickly got nicknamed Dave’s moon boots, one of the club lads even told me one day he always knew when winter had arrived, it was when my moon boots came out. The thing is my feet were always warm, even when it was sub zero I always had toasty toes. It was sad when they eventually fell apart.

 

[400bhp]

 

[guitarpete247]

When I put bib shorts on I get comments about Borat and Mankinis.
As a MAMIL I have to put up with the Michael being removed when I go out on the road bike. Don't get the same comments with longs, bibbed or none bibbed, but I am barred from GF's office in case I scare the girls there . I always wear black lycra bottoms.
When I go into schools I have some Humvees .

 

[DCLane]

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