Wigsie said:Awesome letter Noodley (I had you pegged at too old to have kids young enough that get sent to bed... sorry).
My kids (9 and 3) left home in the summer... after half an hour or so I checked out the back window to find them standing at the bottom of the garden under the fruit trees, both with their trousers round their ankles and leaves in their hands??
When I enquired as to what they were up to, the eldest said "teaching him how to wipe his bum on leaves, so we can live in the wild"![]()
Could I suggest you stop letting them watch any more Ray Mears programmes.
